January 23rd, 1:31PM
Unknown is calling…
Mary: Hello. Is this the guy from the liquor store with lame jokes?
John: I don’t think so.
Mary: Hmmm… That’s weird. He gave me his number, on the receipt. Are you sure you’re not him?
John: No, I’m definitely not him. I’m the guy from the liquor store with great jokes!
Mary: In that case, I think I’ve gotten the wrong person. I’m sorry for any inconvenience. I’ll be hanging up now.
John: Wait, stop! You have the right person!
Mary: Aha! So you admit you do have lame jokes!
John: My jokes are great, and you know it!
Mary: Applejack of your eye? Mmmm… I don’t think so.