Day 7 ~ A lame joke

“Where did Mary go after the explosion?” John asked.
Mary sighed.
“Everywhere!” John cried, flecks of crumbs from his sandwich, flying out of his mouth.
She sighed again.
John frowned. “What’s wrong?”
“It’s just…” Mary paused and sighed again.
“It’s just?” he prompted.
“It’s just that you tell such bad jokes!” she cried, whacking him on the shoulder.
“Well excuse me.” John rolled his eyes, “But I tell amazing jokes. Speaking of which, I don’t mean to be cheesy, but will you brie mine?”
Mary responded by shoving a biscuit with cheese on it in his mouth, “Shut up.”

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